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What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for ...

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing s...

Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh...

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even t...

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...

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Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this lett...

Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible, but...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She ret...

Neck Exercises by G. Rarff

Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.

Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboar...