Joke Category

Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two stri...

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I...

Aching Joints by Arthur Itis

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.

A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before ...

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must pre...

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into...

An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of accountant are you?" ...

Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am ...

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed...

A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman's company and rel...

Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contes...

Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your wor...

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the ...