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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. ...

A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small ...

An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the ...

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this lett...

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a ...

Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible, but...

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accoun...

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this lett...

A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person...

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few ques...

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a ...

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before yo...

A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you ...

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martian just arrived from th...

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You onl...

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was dis...

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experience...

A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small ...

Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible, but...

An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the ...

An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he...

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counti...

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion year...

An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pil...

An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. ...