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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room. She hea...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the inter...

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and sud...

A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about...

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "...

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as...

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must m...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room. She hea...

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said...

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in...

A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The ...

A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about...

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant ...

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?" The clerk said, "Just a minute..." "Thank ...

A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent. "I want a round trip ticket," says the man. "Where to?" as...

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all t...

A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his moth...

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and sud...

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and sud...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the inter...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "...

A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate hi...

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have reco...

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent ...

A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter...

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime,...

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the...

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the...

A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the ...