Joke Category Bicycle jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill rep...

A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little ...

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.

Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you...

A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little ...

A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?"...

Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.

I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill rep...

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No...

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.

Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you ...

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he r...

What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "Wh...