Joke Category Biologist jokes

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jum...

Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products i...

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.

Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck

While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill. The tru...

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork b...

"A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jum...

A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particularly interested in apply...

A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of the other biologist...

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, "I know how ...

A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible il...

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will w...

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork b...

A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tape measure is not long ...

A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the island, they are shot at b...

A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They...

A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made hi...

A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions. Suddenly,...

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands wit...

A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. "You know w...

An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving for a meal of wild ...

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife biologists work for the ...

Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products i...

Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to deco...

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his 7 days in...

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.