Joke Category Blind jokes

Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The ...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "...

Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The ...

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The ...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "...

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, ben...

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "You're soft and...

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, i...

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediatel...

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediatel...

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids wor...

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. ...

Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. T...

One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks...

Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron

Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler.

Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!

Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture

Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.