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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for ...

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter a...

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" ...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She ret...

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down ...

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to j...

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation...

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband r...

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'a...

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and...

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to j...

A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blond...

A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. Afte...

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" ...

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it i...

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Ple...

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, an...

A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks th...

A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blo...

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's ...

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for ...

A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gu...

A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter a...

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."

A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuse...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She ret...

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her f...

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get...