Joke Category Brother and sister jokes

What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the ne...

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put th...

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left...

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' s...

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.

Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming...

Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !

Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.

Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before ...

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!

My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?

Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !