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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the m...

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that h...

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he ord...

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a...

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his ...

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove...

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his ap...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the m...

A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000...

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a ma...

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he ord...

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that h...

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and prese...

A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of com...

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack lo...

A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he's waiting, he goes to the currency...

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he ha...

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon furthe...

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well they feel a bit tight," replies ...

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained...

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and t...

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.' ...

A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only $1 a share...

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a trie...

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the...

A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he ...

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his ...

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The ...

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a...

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last wee...

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove...