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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I ju...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says,...

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for ...

A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The ...

A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn'...

A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he gladly ...

A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway driver whos the two b...

A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking ...

A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and h...

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for ...

A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, a...

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn't you see the arrow, buddy?...

A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump...

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigar...

A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Suddenly bang, and the h...

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "He...

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells...

A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo." The man behind the counter thinks about this for a...

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world,...

A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He ...

A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he gladly ...

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let th...

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned ou...

A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a...

A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn'...

A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn'...

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. "How did y...

A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The ...

A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must hav...

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?"...

a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright John, how you getting on today?"