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A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?"...

Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to b...

All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One...

After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my ...

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has...

A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Professors haven't got b...

A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a...

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a...

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has...

A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will send ...

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some langua...

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy an...

A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That's great honey! What kind of degr...

A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?"...

After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my ...

All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One...

An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him wit...

An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to b...

And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.

Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to become a Jehovah's Witnes...

Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.