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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well...

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech ...

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road whe...

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing not...

After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" d...

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. S...

A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA ...

A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder on my computer bro...

A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid". The tech explained th...

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing not...

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ''could not find the print...

A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends,"...

A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the ...

A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man...

A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along wi...

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well...

A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to the Programmer and asks...

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyb...

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. S...

A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie...

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in ...

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road whe...

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road whe...

A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a...

A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tec...

A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-...

After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" d...

After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival...

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician ask...

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech ...

Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there...