Joke Category Cowboy jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The war...

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an ac...

What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The war...

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said t...

Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the...

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park ...

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "What'd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint....

Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an ac...

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the co...

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the co...

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy....

The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? ...

Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowbo...

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new f...

Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.

Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.