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A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The ...

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor inform...

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked ...

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be burie...

A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Cer...

A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took ai...

A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes. Take a lo...

A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took ai...

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed a...

A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets...

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There i...

A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The ...

A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Cer...

A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster. 'Cer...

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked ...

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be burie...

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor inform...

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen a...

At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words. ...