Joke Category E-mail jokes

Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.

How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!

How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.

How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.

How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.

How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.

How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!

How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.

How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.

How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.

How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.

How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.

How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.

How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.

How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!

I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.