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A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any i...

A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to th...

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a ...

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried...

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses. "Boy," said the farmer,...

A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, t...

A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at f...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section th...

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tr...

A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look ...

A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life. "It's pretty good Pa. The food's not bad, t...

A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any i...

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The...

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses. "Boy," said the farmer,...

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a ...

A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and s...

A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, t...

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Sud...

A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer in...

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car bec...

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in the road and the car be...

A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to th...

A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile...

A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground. A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to t...

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the sid...

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of...

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is p...

A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the propri...

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried...

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the ho...

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field an...