Joke Category Firefighter jokes

All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!

Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!

here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farme...

Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched as th...

After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing...

A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by clim...

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire ...

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire ...

A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under th...

A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad though...

A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a...

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't park anywhere ne...

After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing...

All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!

During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters in...

here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farme...

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P

One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched as th...

Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb

Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.

Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!

Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb .... of course!

Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).

Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.

Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.