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A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered. "Corned beef sandwich is not ...

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back ...

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he ...

A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came t...

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he as...

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he as...

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he as...

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he as...

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back ...

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back ...

A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles...

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger tha...

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,...

A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered. "Corned beef sandwich is not ...

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came t...

An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there wa...

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, ...

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, ...

And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'a...

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he ...

At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs wit...