Joke Category Halloween jokes

What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade b...

A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-trea...

Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She...

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.

Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"

What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"

What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.