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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, d...

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot....

After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the ma...

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied

A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on bei...

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top...

A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, ...

A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. '...

A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. "Yeah" ...

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them...

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like so...

A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on bei...

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied

A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, s...

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't rea...

A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three mi...

A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to ...

A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help wi...

A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red face...

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this an...

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked ...

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs ...

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he...

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot....

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring ove...

Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the clo...

After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, d...

After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the ma...

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curato...

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top...