Joke Category Journalist jokes

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it raine...

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to...

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good sho...

Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach...

Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old...

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not ge...

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith w...

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it raine...

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Cu...

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good sho...

A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to he...

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells h...

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the...

An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River". The Washington Ti...

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them." Three. One to report it as an ins...

How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can d...

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to...

Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.

Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach...

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !