Joke Category Letter jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.

Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh...

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K

1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.

An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. "I'll see, sir," said the clerk. "What is your name?" "You'r...

An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her. `Wai...

Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'...

Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "I'm not drawing, Mom," she s...

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker...

Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh...

Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"

His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.

How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.

How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walk...

Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.

Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.

Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am ...

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .

What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."

What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !

What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.