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A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bik...

A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The strang...

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive ...

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she ...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't gra...

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son...

A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field season, but I have to vis...

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper, "The early Mormons believed in ha...

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sittin...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head an...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't gra...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "J...

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son...

A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No....

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me...

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she ...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special ...

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed...

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. "Nothin...

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bik...

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a...

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head...

A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he s...

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying t...

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive ...

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweati...

A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spe...

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the ca...

A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The strang...

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show ...

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wi...