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A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I...

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars i...

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $10...

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself ri...

A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the ...

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. '...

A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I...

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!...

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself ri...

A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the ...

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if sh...

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $10...

A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brothe...

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars i...

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started savi...

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. '...

At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up ...