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A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violi...

A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of poli...

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets th...

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distr...

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see y...

A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see y...

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets th...

A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distr...

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violi...

A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of poli...

An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."