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An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". Th...

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply r...

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, ...

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's yo...

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and aske...

A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home ...

A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made fr...

A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup." "Yes, I kn...

A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?" He thinks a second and he say...

A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home ...

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply r...

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the ho...

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and aske...

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights cam...

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting c...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace an...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace an...

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's yo...

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As h...

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed int...

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing w...

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-y...

An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well, sir," repl...

An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with t...

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said,...

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping...

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE TH...

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". Th...

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, ...

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear ...

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman ap...