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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance ...

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I und...

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happen...

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she a...

A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but no...

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law ...

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happen...

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the...

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she a...

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in t...

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000....

A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding??? But officer, I was ...

A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver sai...

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of sig...

A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, th...

A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding. The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did t...

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing...

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing...

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed...

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I und...

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas ta...

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at t...

A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to...

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened th...

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains jus...

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're...

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30." The man replied, "I think...

A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance ...