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A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly. "NO!" exploded...

At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stat...

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquil...

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his busi...

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!" The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you."...

A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist...

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an ...

A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist...

A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pil...

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecra...

A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal D...

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy...

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's...

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!" The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you."...

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the e...

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass des...

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his busi...

A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly. "NO!" exploded...

A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, I'm going to be only...

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquil...

At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stat...