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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed...

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate t...

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read...

A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even t...

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mo...

A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," h...

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read...

A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Amo...

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street...

A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group o...

A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in...

A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," h...

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. "What d...

A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God's...

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief oc...

A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lip...

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to...

A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "Tell me, Becky, have ...

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed...

A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the ...

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate t...

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The ...

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got t...

A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer h...

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the littl...

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could. 'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.' Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw t...

A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even t...

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?" "No," her mot...

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mo...

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's to...

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD" printed on all of them. H...