Joke Category Restaurant jokes

A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the...

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a r...

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse w...

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the pan...

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "P...

"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the wait...

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse w...

"What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The ch...

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in...

A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the...

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the pan...

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the...

At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!

Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the...

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one wi...

Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a r...

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !

Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."

I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !

Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the wa...

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Ca...

Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either.

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')

Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home