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Nothing fails like success.

War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.

You are only as old as the woman you feel.

Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?

Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows--marriage does.

I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.

If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that which follows a supine submission to wrong and injustice and the consequent loss of national self-respect and honor, beneath which are shielded and defended a people's safety and greatness.

I have tried so hard to do the right.

Everyone is the age of their heart.

Come to the edgeHe said. They said We are afraid.Come to the edgeHe said. They came.He pushed them, andthey flew...

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein.

The big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability to have enclaves of people living in the greatest misery without almost noticing them.

If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them. And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but in another way.

If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them. And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but in another way.

Tradition is laziness.

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

Our ignorance of history makes us libel our own times. People have always been like this.

A child of my own! Oh, no, no, no! Let my flesh perish with me, and let me not transmit to anyone the boredom and ignominiousness of life.

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.

Perfection is the enemy of the good.

Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work.