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The wages of sin are unreported.

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

If it is to be, it is up to me.

Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.

Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.

Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime.

After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it.

In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Socrates seems to be the philosophical napkin with which the ensuing cultural thinkers of history wipe their mouths of pedantic ooze.

Any new venture goes through the following stages: enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent, and decoration of those who did nothing.

Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.

How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side, pound on the law; if the facts are on your side, pound on the facts; if neither is on your side, pound on the table.

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.

It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.

Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

The wages of sin are unreported.

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

Take only pictures, steal only time, leave only footprints.

Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

A chinese philosopher once had a dream that he was a butterfly. From that day on, he was never quite certain that he was not a butterfly, dreaming that he was a man.

If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art of inserting them.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.

I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i never tought i would look back on the laughter and cry

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

My Karma ran over your dogma.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.

After all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done.

What I said never changed anyone. What they understood did.

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.

Everything you do or say is public relations.

A healthy family is sacred territory.

Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.

The worst prison would be a closed heart.

Dedication is not what others expect of you, it is what you can give to others.

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process.