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The wages of sin are unreported.

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

If it is to be, it is up to me.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.

Antonym, n. The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Barnum was wrong - it's more like every 30 seconds.

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.

I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.

Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.

Pain is inevitable suffering is optional.

My Karma ran over your dogma.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.

That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.

The wages of sin are unreported.

In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia.

Never lose hope.

Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at

He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake.

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.

What if this weren't a hypothetical question

An act against my will is not my act.

J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport

Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the defence of peace must be constructed.

If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.

All general statements are false.